real life memoirs

my way of anonymously sharing personal true stories and anecdotes from my real life + waitress life without the need of a paper-wasting journal :)

inspired by Clients of hell website, but it's not nearly as funny, haha oh and my grammar + spelling suck...

I may sound mean or racist at times, despite my sunny self, but lets all remember that customer service sucks and that these are 100% real life stories haha and people are really rude to us for no reason! So I'm just venting

hopefuly I can read this one day when i'm old and think: wow, I was so happy when I didn't have money
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  • Easiest money I’ve ever made

    Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/QsHvxn ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning. image which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/QsHvxn and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/QsHvxn (I keep repos!
    ting this so everyone can see it)

    • 7 months ago
  • STOP SCROLLING

    Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/Sg1DaS ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning. image which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/Sg1DaS and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/Sg1DaS (I keep repos!
    ting this so everyone can see it)

    • 8 months ago
  • Easiest money I’ve ever made

    Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/Sg1GTS ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning. image which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/Sg1GTS and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/Sg1GTS (I keep repos!
    ting this so everyone can see it)

    • 8 months ago
  • Easiest money I’ve ever made

    Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/Sg1zYv ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning. image which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/Sg1zYv and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/Sg1zYv (I keep repos!
    ting this so everyone can see it)

    • 8 months ago
  • STOP SCROLLING

    Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/QsHs4X ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning. image which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/QsHs4X and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/QsHs4X (I keep repos!
    ting this so everyone can see it)

    • 8 months ago
  • STOP SCROLLING AND MAKE MONEY

    [reblog - read this] Good news everyone! I actually tried the Online Business System a few people were talking about last week ( article: http://bit.ly/QsHwl2 ) and I made $750 in 2 days. They overnighted this check yesterday aka I could afford an iPhone 5 today, and I’m cashing it first thing in the morning. image which isn’t anything to brag about, but my check next week will be for $2k or more. So they definitely pay, and I already made 75 times the $10 investment I put in. Trust me - break out your credit card or make your parents buy this for you (my dad bought it for me) It’s easy to do the system and it’s cheap as hell. Here’s the CBS MoneyWatch article where you can buy it http://bit.ly/QsHwl2 and it’s only 10 bucks. I suggest you get in on this now because I doubt it will work in a few months. (and no I don’t make any money from telling you guys about it. I’m just fucking excited and need to share this with everyone.) http://bit.ly/QsHwl2

    • 8 months ago
  • MEN I'VE SLEPT WITH

    No joke

    Source: GOOD
    • 1 year ago
  • Weird new staff at work

    There’s a new girl at the restaurant where I work named Tiffney, she is about 18? I don’t know. This is the first conversation we ever had while we were waiting for food to come to the window:

    Tiffney: Hi nice to meet you, I’m Tiff.

    Me: Oh hi… nice to meet you. Sooo… what’s going on?

    Tiffney: Ughhh… nothing, I feel like I’m gonna die.

    Me: Yeah… me too, I’m so tired.

    Tiffney: No, you see I have epilepsy and I didn’t take my medicine. 

    Me: (Pause) so you literally feel like you are gonna die. 

    Tiffney: yeah

    • 1 year ago
  • nationalgeographicdaily:

Children Playing in Rain, Bangladesh
Photograph by Jashim Salam
Children playing in seasonal rains are a great sight of monsoon and six seasons here in Bangladesh.  The effect of climate change is making this rare as less or more rain is causing great disturbances around the country.  Heavy rain causes floods and landslides, and makes millions homeless and takes the lives of many others.  The climate should behave like normal for our future children to play like in this monsoon rains, and people must take responsibility to reduce pollution and save our world.

    nationalgeographicdaily:

    Children Playing in Rain, Bangladesh

    Photograph by Jashim Salam

    Children playing in seasonal rains are a great sight of monsoon and six seasons here in Bangladesh.  The effect of climate change is making this rare as less or more rain is causing great disturbances around the country.  Heavy rain causes floods and landslides, and makes millions homeless and takes the lives of many others.  The climate should behave like normal for our future children to play like in this monsoon rains, and people must take responsibility to reduce pollution and save our world.

    Source: nationalgeographicdaily
    • 2 years ago
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  • what does your drink say about you?

    After being a waitress for 6 years in 3 different restaurants, I have the ability to guess which drink is a person going to get before they order it.

    It is a 100% foolproof system that I have acquired through observation, sensibility and a talent…

    Question: What can I get you to drink?

    Drink type - what you really say is…

    water - “I don’t wanna pay for a drink”

    water with lemon - “I live in Arizona”

    hot tea - “I’m gonna be the biggest pain in the ass to you in the next 40 minutes”

    coke - “I’m a male”

    diet coke - “I’m an ignorant female”

    sprite - “I’m young at heart”

    iced tea - “I’m the norm”

    iced tea in a to go cup - “I’m a high-maintenance female”

    mountain dew - “I’m a douche bag”

    rootbeer - “I was chubby when I was young”

    lemonade - “I’m not Caucasian”

    water ‘for now’ - “I’m not gonna order anything else later”

    water with lime - “I’m Mexican”

    water with no ice - “I have a cold, and now you have it too”

    sparkling water - “I wish I was European”

    green tea - “I read”

    dr. pepper - “I wish I could order beer but I’m under 21”

    arnold palmer - “I may or may not be gay”




    • 2 years ago
  • what can make you feel better when you have a long, hard day?

    some sort of sweet treat, jersey shore and a massage from Robby :)

    Ask me anything

    • 2 years ago
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